Since 1993, Scott Capurro has avoided AIDS by telling unsavory jokes in every English speaking country. Scott is surrounded by duplicity and is emotionally unstable. He met Nelson Mandela. They're both vegetarians. Actually, Nelson is. Scott said he was, to impress Nelson.

Other memorable 'Scott' moments in 2010 have been:

Having his passport stolen – sorry – ‘lost’ by Royal Mail
Betting on Nick Griffin
Kidnapping a child, then adopting one to even the score
Handholding hot men on the train without their knowledge
Learning the art of diplomacy, then rejecting art diplomatically
Realizing abortion is the new weight watchers

“Yet accept the ferocious, corrosive material in the provocative spirit it’s intended, and it is brilliantly, shockingly funny. So far beyond the pale that the only reaction IS to laugh, partly out of discomfort, partly out of the sheer audacity of it all.”
Chortle *****

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